Okay, so we are here with Romulus, the son of Mars, to discuss why he killed his brother, Romulus, while building the city of Rome.
(Interviewer)Okay, let’s start by getting to the basics.
(Romulus)Ok
(Interviewer)So, Romulus, why did you kill your Brother, Remus?
(Romulus) Well, to be honest, it was going to happen eventually. both of us knew that we couldn’t both rule at the same time. Another reason why I happened to kill him is because he jumped the wall I was building. And no one jumps over my walls.
(Interviewer) *Shivers from Romulus’s comment* Okay, How did you feel after you killed you brother? Why did you feel that way?
(Romulus) Well, part of me misses Remus, but after I killed him, I was very angry. So, I just kept building that wall! I really
(Interviewer)Now, lets see, did you love your brother at all? Did you grieve for him when he died?
(Romulus) When Remus died, did I grieve him? Hmmmmm…..
(Romulus) I guess I did, my memory at that time was pretty cloudy. I’m still mad at him.
(Interviewer) Well, Romulus, thank you for taking a bit of time out of your schedule to do this interview with us!
(Romulus) Your Welcome!